Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
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people are like “if you put crabs in a bucket they can’t escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don’t help each other” and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there
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DM (Me): she (npc) has charisma 18, but intelligence 9.
Player: just how THICK is she?
Dm: Dummy.
My racist uncle just showed up at the door, if this gets one reblog Ill deck him
Well the people have spoken
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Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf…
Meat Loaf: please, call me meat
Sooo…..Pyramid Head is coming to Dead by Daylight, huh?……
(hairy versions under the cut lmao)