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electricslug:

the-unseelie-court-official:

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

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thebootydiaries:

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dragon-in-a-fez:

people are like “if you put crabs in a bucket they can’t escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don’t help each other” and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

(via swarnpert)

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM (Me): she (npc) has charisma 18, but intelligence 9.

Player: just how THICK is she?

Dm: Dummy.

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discogranny:

discogranny:

My racist uncle just showed up at the door, if this gets one reblog Ill deck him

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Well the people have spoken

(via nos3um)

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thebootydiaries:

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf…

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

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spikysideburns:

Sooo…..Pyramid Head is coming to Dead by Daylight, huh?…… 

(hairy versions under the cut lmao)

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someonestopava:
“ leeveemealone:
“ arianaisdead:
“ unfortunately-slut:
“ kai-ni:
“ mysteriousharmony:
“ avecesfui:
“ memehumor:
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.
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Where’s the third and fourth horseman?
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My time...

someonestopava:

leeveemealone:

arianaisdead:

unfortunately-slut:

kai-ni:

mysteriousharmony:

avecesfui:

memehumor:

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

My time has come

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One more, and they will be complete

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Does this count?

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

They’ve all been collected. Now we have the warriors strong enough to take down capitalism

(via elitefourkylewantstobattle)

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big-boss-official:
“We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
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big-boss-official:

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

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dragon-in-a-fez:

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reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

(via elitefourkylewantstobattle)

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retronerdinfinity:

The master of burns Yours Truly

(via thebestoftumbling)

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rickyskaggs:
“ joanbaezwife:
“ googlesolutions:
“ im ready to die
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wud the fucv
”
NO
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rickyskaggs:

joanbaezwife:

googlesolutions:

im ready to die

wud the fucv

NO

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